I'm not scared of clowns, but I'm annoyed by them. They just act like such idiots, with their doofus smiles and their uneven walking and their big red noses. I'm not a fan. Plus with their dirty cheap synthetic costumes and cakey makeup, you couldn't pay me to touch one of them. There's one in Santa Monica on the pier on Friday nights, and he's always trying to shake my hand or put his arm around me. Gross, I wouldn't touch him if he was trying to save my life. :p