In Chicago, it's Ronnie "Woo-Woo" McDonalds.

Woo, McNuggets!
Woo, McMuffin!
Woo, McChicken
Woo, Big Mac!
Woo, Super-Size!
Woo, Fries!
Woo, Golden Arches!

Also, any mention of Taco Bell should be accompanied by the phrase Mexican Phone Company.

tony b.


"Kid, these are my f**kin' work clothes."
"You look good in them golf shoes. You should buy 'em"