*sniff* I would like to thank the Academy, *sniff* and God, and my family, *sniff* and of course the other nominees *snort* whom I feel honored to have been included amongst.

This moment is so much bigger than me.

There's been a lot of criticism over the years over this award, and some of that criticism has been warranted. But whether it's warranted or not, I think it's one hell of an honor, and I thank you.

But I shall remove myself from further nominations of this fine award, as I feel that the GBB is discriminating against Native Americans. :p