J Geoff, the patriarch of GangsterBB.

Some samples of the master's posts:

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I bet you didn't need a Viagra during that, either...
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Eat me then.
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OMG, that is sooooo sweet of you! Do you have any idea what it's like to find a "babe" here willing to feed me my prunes??! It's tough...!

Hey, how's it going?