What about Bob Geldof's daughters:

Peaches, Fifi and Pixie

Which leads to the old joke...The police raid Bob Geldof's house and say they're looking of marijuana and cannabis resin. Bob replies "They're not home from school yet!" Boom Boom


Tom: "They shot Sonny on the causeway...he's dead."
Michael: "Turnbull is a good man"
Shane MacGowan: "It was Christmas Eve babe, in the drunk tank"