1...Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
#2...Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is no money in the account?
#3...Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet!
#4...Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
#5...Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
#6...Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
#7...Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
#8...Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
#9...Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
#10..If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
#11..Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
#12..Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
#13..Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
#14..Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
#15..Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
#16..How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
#17..When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
#18..Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
#19..In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
#20..How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
#21..If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try it like your wife told you to do it?
#23...The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons...is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

Guilty.

Nice one Mig! These are all so true and funny!! #14 cracked me up... I do that all the time.

"#10..If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"

Sorry, but that's a dumb question.

Behold.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution

I do that to the other day matter of fact.

These aren't serious questions, they're just for fun.

I love these types of questions. All of you do what I do. When you're at work and you've just had an important meeting when asked: "Any further questions?" Reply with "Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?"

JustMe, Lavinia, Zia hmmm... I guess I'm all right then. :p

Because he had a close shave with a lion.

Great list, Miggie!

Because he had a close shave with a lion.

[/b][/quote] I didn't know whether to groan or laugh at first.

They say, Carlo Rizzi tried once....

Good ones Mig!

JustMe, Lavinia, Zia hmmm... I guess I'm all right then. :p [/b][/quote]Your choice of friends is very suspicious, young lady! :p
Anyway, I'd look pretty normal too in company with Mozart, Chopin and Schumann!

These are classics.

Here is another one...When we drive we wear out our tires...but where does all that rubber go?

MORE:

Why do you wald "down the road" even if it is uphill?

How do you draw a blank?

Why do you never see baby pigeons?

How can something be "New and Improved?" If it is new, then it neve existed before, but if it is improved it had to exist before.

Why do people search the whole house for a missing remote control rather than just change the channel?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

What color hair do bald people say they have on their drivers license.

What was Captain Hook's name before he lost his hand?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Why do noses run and feet smell?

Yeow, my brain hurts trying to figure these out.

Correction dt: I smell, but your feet stink.

Nevermind Tarzan's beard, how about some hair on his chest! :rolleyes:

The original Tarzan had man boobs

Don Tom.

Those are great

SC,

You didn't let me down with those one liners. You're the best.

Awwww shucks Mignon! I must confess I lifted them. Google the term "imponderables" there is a uk site with thousands of these

Which choices do you specifically mean? :p

What are you talking about?

Speaking of which: "If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?" This one is great!!

I didn't say anything. That must have been Afs. She thinks she is funny. :p

I think so too.

I think no 1 is the best and its true