Topher Grace of That 70s Show will play the immortal VENOM in Sam Raimi's third Spiderman adaptation. Venom was always one of my favorite villians as a kid, and this just kind of ruins it for me... Not that the Spider-Man movies have been anything great, but could we at least get someone who isn't under six-feet to play the seven-foot tall bulked up beast?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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