I remember my first day. I hated my whole first semester. I was miserable. Then I found Wild Turkey and life was good again.

If you drink, be careful though. I went to a house party yesterday and the cops busted it. With no back door, I had to leap out a two story window into some bushes and run through a couple of yards. Thank God I had my Turkey to protect me from any physical pain.

Don't take college to seriously.

The Doc


And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.