I'm a fan of Wild Turkey Bourbon, which is so damn scarce in Canada it's scary. I was able to find one little, crummy bar that sold it though. They charged me $12.50 for a double. Mind you, it's 101 proof, but that's rediculous. I only had one of those and the next 4 whiskey doubles were some Canadian shit. Still expensive, but nothing like The Turkey.

It's really a rediculous thing for a guy like me to go to Canada because I'm a bigger guy with a higher tolerance level. Hence, spend a lot more money. So I was flat broke after the Casinos and the bars took my last dimes. I still go every so often. It's one of the nice parts about living near Detroit. The casinos in Canada are the best.

The Doc

And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.