Pirates of Penzance?

Yes, I can see it now - DC, well-oiled, standing up in the middle of dinner and singing:

"I am the very model of a Moderator General..."

Now that's entertainment. ("Waiter! Boxes of Depends for everyone!")

Sounds even better than a Chicago murder mystery dinner (and you don't need thirty people).

Signor V.

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"It's not that I don't trust you, William Tell...
I'm just a moose with Cheerios to sell!"

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."