Who wants to come to my house?

You're allowed to smoke.
Outside...

You're allowed to drink all you want.
BYOB, however.

No charge for the rooms.
"Rooms," meaning in the back yard, in a sleeping bag, with my cats sniffing/meowing/cuddling at/with you.

Internet access is available for the fantasy nerds.
For a small fee - I believe DC refers to this as "points."

Baseball will be on constantly, for any fans.
Surely the Yankees/Mets or other fans wouldn't mind switching to the Astros for the weekend? I mean, is team loyalty really that big of a deal? We can bond over Sportscenter.

Food will be served.
If you convince my parents to cook, you'll end up with a great meal of homemade pizza, lasagne, sfingi, and pizzelles. If you leave it up to me, it's frozen pizza and homemade cookies.

Weather.
Didn't say good weather. We do have weather, though! Hot...humid...Houston.

Doesn't that sound nice?!

Well, the only true reason for why it would be nice is it'd be a heck of a lot closer for TIS.

Just trying to lighten the mood in here - I really do admire that y'all are putting this together, because I can't even imagine how difficult it must be to make all of these arrangements and fit everyone's needs. Hope it works out.