I wouldn't bring Bru along, he'd embarrass me with his rehearsed song-and-dance routine and his "Divas Live: 1998" t-shirt under a distressed pinstriped Gucci jacket. Plus his shimmery hair gel leaves glitter everywhere, and he makes me hold his man-purse when he's dancing. Forget it!

Man, I feel so bad every time I make him sound gay... but it's so fun that it's totally worth it. :p