As a logical and reasonable human being, I feel we must respect this man's opinion, as it is an opinion he is entitled to...

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Ah fuck it, I say stick a meat hook up his ass and hang him from a tree!

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis