Drunk guy standing in an elevator. There's a woman in there with him.
The drunk guy asks:
"Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman, offended, yells, "no!".
"Must be your feet."
"Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so"-Gore Vidal
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth"-John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"The reason the mainstream is thought of as a stream is because of its shallowness"-George Carlin
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