I've never seen a real western yet, but I won't say no to a fresh episode of Bonanza!

Quote:
Ben Cartwright: Hey, Joe, do you know the difference between a table and an ottoman?
Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: Sure I do.
Ben Cartwright: Then take your feet off the table!


Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!