Hey, DC, if you went through with it, we want to see a picture. And me, jealous?? How did you know? That's why I'm so mad that you went to SI. I was hoping to run my fingers through your.... no, that's not it.... I was looking forward seeing you cut una bella figura in your quiet, elegant and understated style of dress.... no, that's not it.... I wanted to discuss your work on the Kerry campaign.... no, that's not it....

I am, of course, extremely jealous, of all the fun that I missed out on!!


President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club