I'm sorry, but in a light saber battle, Yoda would kick anyone's ass.
"Baddest mofo in the galaxy, Yoda is!"
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
