Man, that's not egg cream, that's milk chocolate! How would y'all drink that with a fatty sandwich like that?

Wanna know what the real egg cream is?

Beat an egg yolk with a fork in a tall drinking glass till it's white, creamy and stiff. Add a little vanilla and stir. Add sugar powder and water then stir a little more. Now that really needs to be called egg cream. That's what my mom used to make me when she felt I needed a boost. Of course I always hated the smell and considered that thing gross. I had my ways to pour it in the sink when she was not watching.