Rape or child molestation rank way up on the list, and are also 2 crimes that occur every day, with far less serious repercussions than other serious crimes. Treason is also one of the worst crimes you can commit.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis