You can be in the loan shark business--legally--if you go into "payday loans." The annual percentage rate is 664% in Texas. And you don't have to break kneecaps if the borrower gets behind in his payments--just take him to court and let the judge make him cough it up.
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.