AMONG THE SMARTEST —- I could name hundreds of fellas, both well-known and little-known, (from a variety of cities) who fall into this category. But here’s a very short, quick list off the top of my head;

New York, NY
Salvatore (Charlie Lucky) Lucania - because he was the architect
Francesco (Frank Costello) Castiglia
Giuseppe (Joe Adonis) Doto
Gerardo (Jerry) Catena
Gaetano (Toddo Marino) Maiorano

NY’s Jewish Mob:
Meyer (The Little Man) Lansky
Benjamin (Benny) Levine
Samuel (Sammy the Jew) Jacobson

NY's Irish Mob:
Edward (Eddie) McGrath

Carlo (Don Carlo) Gambino
Paolo (Paul) Gambino
Ettore (Terry) Zappi
Joseph N. Gallo

Giuseppe (Joe) Profaci
Giuseppe (Joe Malyok) Magliocco
Enrico (Harry) Fontana

Gaetano (Tommy) Gagliano
Gaetano (Tommy Brown) Lucchese
Joseph (Joe Palisades) Rosato
Joseph (Joey Narrow) Laratro

Giuseppe (Joe Bananas) Bonanno
Francesco (Frankie Carroll) Garofalo

Tampa, FL
Santo Trafficante Jr.

Chicago, IL
Felice (Paul the Waiter) DeLucia
Anthony (Joe Batters) Accordo

Detroit, MI
Joseph (Joe Z) Zerilli
Guglielmo (Black Bill) Tocco

Kansas City, MO
Giuseppe (Joe) Cusumano
Guiseppe (Joe) Filardo

San Francisco, CA
James (Jimmy the Hat) Lanza


AMONG THE DUMBEST —- Basically the “dumbest” list is never ending. But off the top of my head;

John Gotti Sr.
Salvatore (Sammy) Gravano
Vittorio (Little Vic) Amuso
Anthony (Gaspipe) Casso
Carmine (The Snake) Persico
Alphonse (Allie Boy) Persico
Gennaro (Jerry Lang) Langella
John (Sonny) Franzese
Nicodemo (Little Nicky) Scarfo
Carmine (Lilo) Galante
Philip (Rusty) Rastelli
Joseph (Fat Joey) Massino
Samuel (Mooney) Giancana
etc., etc., etc.

Note: My criteria in determining the winners from the losers is quite simple; 1) Did you made a lot of money in your chosen "profession" ? 2) Did you better your life, and that of your family, by setting them up with generational wealth, gave them an education, and elevated future generations for a better life? 3) Were you able to avoid serving prison time, or, in the alternative, served very little time behind bars? 4) Were you able to enjoy your wealth and did you die in your own bed with your shoes off?





Last edited by NYMafia; 04/19/24 05:42 AM.