What occurs once in a minute...twice in a moment...but never in 1,000 years?

....the letter "m" lol

A Saturday morning riddle...
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What has one head, one foot, and four legs?

.....a bed.

Q: What do you call a Bull who is asleep?

A: A Bulldozer.

A fun "riddle" for a Tuesday morning...On second thought. This is a poignant riddle to remember every morning...

Q: What's the one thing in life that you cannot run away from?...ever!

A: Lady Karma!

There is an old saying that goes, "Everything that goes up, must eventually come down."

Yet, I don't believe thats entirely true. Because, whats the one thing that definitely goes up, but never comes down?


.....Your age.

Is it possible to spell "cow" with thirteen letters?

...Of course it is, "SEE O DOUBLE YOU"

What five letter word would be pronounced the exact same way, even if you took away four of its letters?

….Queue!

A Sunday Riddle...


John's father had three sons. The first two were named Snap and Crackle. What's the third one's name?

John

What can fill up an entire room, yet, takes up no space?



....Light.

What five-letter word has only one left when two letters are removed?

…..Stone.

I didn't get it at first. Felt dumb as fuck for 2 seconds

Food for thought....hummm?

What does have branches, but has no trunk and produces no leaves, buds, or fruit?


......a bank.

What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don’t want to use it?

.....an anchor.

What has many teeth, yet cannot take a single bite?

…a comb.

What does it take to light up a soccer stadium?


....A soccer match.

What makes even more if you take em?


…..Footsteps.

Why is taking a shower when you're a mother just like an Olympic sport?


...Everyone’s yelling your name, you have to beat the clock, and you rarely win a medal.

Here's a riddle for ya on this beautiful Sunday morning. It's a real puzzler too....

Q: Where's Angelo?

A little Wednesday morning riddle...
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Question: What U.S. city is considered to be a “cool breeze” as the hipsters like to say?

A: Why, that’s gotta be “The Windy City” of course!…the City of Chicago. Lol

What do you call a parade of rabbits, hopping backward?



...a receding hare-line!

"A love of country, beyond thy self, preserved by those who cared for its health.

"What am I?


...Patriotism!

Now THIS is truly a great riddle!...


The envy of many a surgeon, I always succeed.
I use neither scalpel, nor stitch, but am often the greatest of needs.
Not your dollar, nor cent, as many believe,
And you might say I depart first class…whenever I leave.
In urgency, you often refer to my height.
I am the abundance of many a prisoner, their focus and activity each day and night.
I admit to being impatient, if you know what I mean,
And perhaps never will I ever be subject to your elusive machine.

What am I?

Time

Thats correct, Lou. Good call..
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And here's an explanation of it...
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....I am Time.

-Time, unlike surgeons has a 100% 'success rate' being that it is said that 'Time heals all wounds.'

-Also, Time uses no scalpel, stitches to close these wounds, (referring to physical wounds here), but it is often the greatest of needs for the healing process.

-Here Time opposes the common expression 'Time is money.' (It really isn't).

-When you think of leaving by way of 'first class' you think flight. So it is with Time. 'Time flies.'

-When a matter is urgent, many say 'Time is short,' short being a term used in reference to one's height.

-People in prison are referred to as 'doing Time' and many of them have lots of it!

-How is Time 'impatient'? Well, 'Time waits for no man.'

-Perhaps Time will never be made subject to a Time Machine. But, then again, who knows?

NYM,They say time flies when you're having fun.
I'm so broke,it takes the bus.

LOL. Thats a cute one, Lou.

Q: Why do gangbangers always hold their guns sideways?


A: Because that's the way it came in the box.

Q: What do you call gangbangers who believe in double standards?

A: hypocrips!