Some Saturday Shenanigans....
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THE INDIAN NAMING RITUAL

A young Indian boy was curious about how he got his name. So he asked the their tribal chief, "Chief, how do we get our names?"

The Chief answers him, "We give names by what is happening outside the teepee during ones birth.


"When your mother was born, it was on a beautiful April day, so we named her BlueSky.

"After your father's birth, we were greeted by a large majestic deer, so we named him WhiteTail."

A bit puzzled by the little brave's questions, the chief then looked down at the boy, and asked, "Why do you ask BearFuckingBear?"