You know what’s so great about this time of year?

You can slam your laptop shut when your partner walks into the room, and you don’t get any disgusted looks.

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What does a man who had a vasectomy have in common with a Christmas tree?

Their balls are both decorative.

Lol cheers

Mongol General: Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.