Originally posted by La Dolce Vita: [quote]Originally posted by Saladbar: [b] I thought you married at 22. You dated a 9 year old?
Yes! But he was very mature for his age... [/b][/quote]Wow... that is WAY to old for me. I actually prefer my women to be about three or four feet in height, and have a voice about five octives higher than a chipmonk's... :p
Oh god, I'm going to hell, aren't I?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
[/b][/quote]Wow... that is WAY to old for me. I actually prefer my women to be about three or four feet in height, and have a voice about five octives higher than a chipmonk's... :p 
