Grade School in Sicily... - Vito, a little Sicilian boy, came home from elementary school one afternoon very upset. With tears in his eyes, the boy explained to his father that, "Papa, everyday in class the other kids make fun of me. I don't understand why, but they constantly call me a little mafioso."
Upon seeing his son so upset and hearing why, the Sicilian father consoled his boy, "Don't worry Vito, your papa will go to that school tomorrow and straighten it all out for you, ok? Now go wash your hands and get ready for dinner, it's time to eat."
Little Vito looked up at his father, gave a little smile and then said, "Thank you papa. But please, just make it look like an accident, ok?" -
