So here goes.... my favorite has got to be the no-show job. The idea of those wiseguys sitting around the house or out committing more crimes while collecting paychecks without even showing up for work makes me laugh my fucking ass off. Then there's the ones who do show up, but perform no work, and his sucker coworkers can't say shit because they know who he is lol....
There's a connected guy that I know who has a no show job. He goes into an office to hang out on the internet (They gave him his own desk.) He has his morning coffee there, hangs out for as long as he wants and then leaves.
