Nightime, the dark?

At night, the darker it gets the less you can see.

Monday's Racketeer Riddle...

Question: Five different restaurant owners all claim that "Joey the Bartender" is their kid brother. Yet, Joey claims he has no brothers.

So, just who's bullshitting who over here?

Sheesh guys...NOBODY felt strong enough to even take a shot? Lol.
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The correct answer is....No one is lying because the three doctors are Paul’s sisters.

A Thursday night riddle for the more ambitious...
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"What is able to go up a chimney when down...but unable to go down a chimney when up?

Answer: An umbrella.

Here's a hard one to spark your craniums a bit....lol

I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?

The Correct answer is.... "A keyboard"

A Riddle for this Whacky Wednesday...


Question: What are you able to tightly hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

Answer: Your left hand.

Sorry about the delay,but yes,you are correct, Sir !

NP, Lou. I know everybody's busy with stuff. Thanks for the response.

Here's one thats a bit off-color and risqué, but I figure, what the heck, we're all adults here, no? (or at least most of us are anyway, lol.) So here goes....
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Question: what is a pedophile’s favorite musical note?

Answer: “A Minor”

What word in the dictionary is, quite typically, always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly

What do the words facetious and abstemious have in common?

Ya got me on this one. I have no idea Lou. lol

Both have all 5 vowels in alphabetical order.

Thats very good. That was a hard one.

What can come once in a minute, and twice within a single moment? Yet, can never come in a thousand years?

Answer: The letter “M.”

So you know, this next one extremely challenging. I found it to be one of the more difficult riddles...let's see how many of you feel the same way.
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How can the number four be half of five?

My brain just exploded Lol Lol

LOL, exactly TD. This one is friggin nuts.

Answer: IV, the Roman numeral for four, which is “half” (two letters) of the word five.

Here's a straight up killer!...No doubt about it. Try this one on for size, folks...lol
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Q: What English word has three consecutive double letters?

The answer is: Bookkeeper.


Now THIS was a very tough riddle to solve! Lol

A Wednesday Whopper!... Let's see who's up to this challenge.
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I come from inside a mine, but, yet, I'm always near wood. And nearly everyone will use me my entire life. What am I?

A pencil.

Thats correct. A lead pencil...

WTF Lou, you're unstoppable! Lol. Good job

Thanks,here's one back at ya:
A woman was born in 1960 and died in 1990 at the age of 100.
How is this possible?