So here goes.... my favorite has got to be the no-show job. The idea of those wiseguys sitting around the house or out committing more crimes while collecting paychecks without even showing up for work makes me laugh my fucking ass off. Then there's the ones who do show up, but perform no work, and his sucker coworkers can't say shit because they know who he is lol....
Joey Lombardo did that for years for the Outfit.
Easy deal. Lend a guy some start up money in the agreement you get a paycheck every week. That gives you a place to hang out at and if the feds come calling you can say you are employed by a legit business for a living. A great situation would be a restaurant. Go there whenever you want, drink booze and eat good food.
Then receive a pay check on top of it.
