Money is one of God's greatest gifts to us humans. We need it much more than love, our family, and our close friends. But money is something we always need. That's why we have to use different methods to obtain the green paper that breaks up relationships and makes us kill our sisters and children. We need to get money.....fast! or else we die. I wish there was a beautiful 28 year old woman made out of money. Sure she would have been in everyone's pockets at least once of twice, and had more coke poured on her than a plane flying from a coca field in Medellin. But no matter where she had been, I would still love her, because she is young, attractive, and loving in generosity.

And that's why I mob for money.