Doctor's Advice:

If you're bored. Light some fireworks off in your house! Try shooting cats out of a cannon. Or at the very least, light something on fire for the fun of trying to put it out. Nothing small though, get an old chair and set it ablaze in your living room. Hours of mayhem!

Being bored is the largest killer of youths under the age of 14. Studies prove kids who risk life and limb in the name of Anti-Boredness and Fun live to be 137.

Take my advice, I am a Doctor.

Sincerly,

Doctor Ferro
Ruler of the Land of Fun and Mayhem

And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.