A blonde was on an airline flight to Miami. Even though she had an economy ticket, she sneaked into 1st Class. When the flight attendant found out,she tried to get her to go back to her paid seat. She began to start such a ruckus,that the Captain was called. He leaned over, whispered in her ear,and immediately she apologized,and went back to economy. When the attendant asked the Capt what he said,he replied "I told her that 1st Class doesn't go to Miami"
