If you give a cookie monster a cookie, he's going to ask for a slice of an orange?

Then he's going to put down the cookie and eat the orange?


Cookie monters eat cookies. Otherwise they might eat children. Cookies help to quell the thirst for children blood. Cookies keep children safe at night. Without cookies, the cookie monster will get bored of fruits and veggies and he will move on to sweeter meats.

A kid without a cookie, is a stupid kid. Kids need to learn how to sneak into a kitchen unnoticed and steal cookies, it's a life lesson. The cookie monster was like a General in the War against parents for cookies. He helped lead the children into cookie bliss. With the General's retirement from the War of the Cookie, a replacement will be needed. The cookie MUST be eaten by the mouths of the young.

The Doc

P.S. Sorry if this is rediculous but I felt the need for a rediculous analogy to go with this rediculous story. :p