Jesus Christ, have we not learned anything in the past 10 years???? What, with the Columbine shootings, murders committed by kids who claim they were influenced by Mortal Kombat and Grand Theft Auto, the parents aren't to blame, ENTERTAINMENT IS!! (I hope the sarcasm is sensed, cuz I'm laying it on pretty thick).

It amazes me, when their kid gets shot at school, or if it's their kids doing the shooting, they automatically drop all responsibility and find someone else to blame. Now, it's taken to a lesser extreme, with the Cookie Monster. I LOVED Sesame Street as a kid, but did the Cookie Monster make me wanna eat cookies? No, I ate cookies because I liked cookies to begin with, not becaue Cookie Monster told me too. Jesus Christ, at 4 years old, I WAS SCARED OF MONSTERS, WHY THE HELL WOULD I LISTEN TO ONE?!?!


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis