A guy walked into the local tavern, sullied up to the bar and ordered a drink.
A few minutes later another guy from across the bar hollered out to him, "I screwed your mom real good last night!"
Although he was disturbed by that comment, the first guy just tried ignoring the fellow.
But the heckler was persistent and yelled out once again, "Your mother was real good in bed last night!"
Again, the first fella just tried ignoring the loudmouth.
A few minutes later the troublemaker is just about to open his mouth again, but this time around the guy stopped him dead in his tracks and remarked, "Dad, please! Go home already. You're drunk!"
