This isn't hilarious, it's truly sad as fuck. By the time you're even comparing someone else to John Alite, there is no winner at the end of that argument. The very fact that the comparison is being made just goes to show how low Cicale has sunk. He's being compared with someone who has publicly claimed that he would fellate a horse.

You'd have to be a complete moron to join a rat's "legitimate mafia family" - how is he doing the initiation, on Zoom? Do you get a downloadable, printable PDF that certifies your "made guy" status?

He should have gone the evangelical way of Franzese for a chance to make some real coin.