A wife decides to take her husband Dave to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How are ya buddy?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. Dave says, "Oh no, Honey, that guy's just on my bowling team."
Then go inside and slide into a booth. A waitress soon comes over and asks Dave if he'd like his usual, and then brings him over a ice cold Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and asks him, "How did that girl know that you drink Budweiser?"
Dave retorts, "She's in the ladies bowling league, honey. We share lanes with them."
A big-breasted stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says, "Hi Davey, want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
But Dave follows her out and spots her getting into a cab, and before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He desperately tries to explain away how the stripper must have mistaken him for somebody else. But by this point, his wife is having none of it and starts screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every curse word in the book.
The cabby turns his head and comments, "Looks like you picked up a real crazy bitch this time, Dave!"
