A woman was having a torrid daytime affair, while her husband was away at work each day. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend, when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Oh my God…hurry! Grab all your clothes and jump out of the window. My husband’s home early! If he catches us here in bed, naked, he’ll surely kill us both! She shrieked.
Her lover retorted, “But it’s pouring rain outside.”
She replied, “Rain? My husband’s got a real hot temper and he carries a gun. So believe me, the rain is the least of your problems!”
So the boyfriend scooted out of bed, grabbed his clothes and jumped right out the window. Now naked, he started running in the road, away from the house, until he saw a marathon of 300 runners ahead of him. So he caught up to them and just started running alongside them, pretending nothing was wrong.
Although he was completely naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried his best to blend into the crowd.
After awhile, a small group of runners were smiling while curiously watching him. One runner moved up alongside him and commented, “Do you always run naked?”
The boyfriend replied, “Oh yes! It feels so wonderfully free!”
The other runner then asked, “And you always run while carrying your clothes with you under your arm?”
“Oh yes,” answered the boyfriend breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed quickly right after each run, get in my car, and then go home!”
The other runner cast his eyes a little lower, smiled, and then asked, “Really now. And do you always wear a condom when you run?”
The boyfriend retorted, “Nope…just when it’s raining out!”
