Nine year old Guido is sitting on a park bench with a bag full of candy bars,eating one after another.

A stranger sits next to him,and after a minute or so says, "kid, eating candy like that ain't good for you.
You're gonna rot your teeth,get fat and maybe even get diabetes."

Guido answers "well my grandfather lived to be 103 years old"

The man says "oh,did he eat a lot of candy"?

Guido says "no,he minded his own fuc#ing business!"