Dear Conventioneers,

Have a great weekend. I’m sure you will all behave and manage your respective hangovers with dignity and class. What I would like to know when you return is if you solved some of the pressing questions that find their way repeatedly onto this board, e.g., what was the real meaning or intent of the “Michael Corleone says hello” adlib, or, did Fredo really know it was going to be a hit (did he open the drapes?)

This weekend I will be having a GF moment of my own. I am the father of the bride. I’ll be living my own Vito Corleone moment. But since I’m not a Sicilian, I CAN refuse a request. But I’m sure my brother-in-law will try. I’m also sure I will hear “and may their first child be a masculine child.”