Monday Night Madness......
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A guy once spoke to God and asked, "God, is it true, that to you, a billion years is only like a second?"

God replied back “Yes it is.”

The guy then asked, "God, is it true, that to you, a billion dollars is only like a penny?"

God exclaimed, “Yes, my son, it is”

The guy finally asked, "God, can I please just have a penny?"

God then said, “Why of course you can my son. No problem whatsoever. Just wait a second, ok?”