Although today is a somber day of remembrance, I thought several of these quips, in honor of our past heroes, was appropriate to the occasion. - Q: How do you get rid of Germans fascists?
A: Von by von. ----
Q: What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden?
A: Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head. ----
Q: How did Adolf Hitler instruct his troops to tie their shoes?
