Saturday's Shenanigans... - The Mafia Commission decided to reduce the amount of killings it orders so as to keep a lower profile and avoid police investigations.
To this end, mob bosses have actually increased the ruthless nature of usurious loan collection methods, ordering all loan-sharks to employ more torturous ways of collecting the weekly "vig" on outstanding loans.
They've passed the order to their strong-arm men to always use sharp, pointy needles to torture debtors so that tremendous pain can be inflicted without actually killing their victims.
Oddly enough, this line of thinking has worked. Underworld informants now report that all borrowers now repay their loans promptly....which had led to much fewer pointless murders. -
ButtonGuys wants to wish everyone who celebrates, a very healthy and Happy Easter!
And to our Jewish friends, a very healthy and Happy Passover!
