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What's your new name?
#104531
03/30/05 09:24 PM
03/30/05 09:24 PM
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Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
Mignon
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Mama Mig
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Mama Mig
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
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Mine is:Fluffy Girdle Nose
THIS IS FUNNY--TRY IT!!!
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it.
Send it on to everyone you know.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more
stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find
your new name.
Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and
forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.
And don't go all 'adult' .. my niece's senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheese(y)ball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o =goober
p = doofus q = slimy r=loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u =dorkey
v = squeezit w = woogie x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x =zazzy
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f =breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u =sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x=humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12
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Re: What's your new name?
#104541
03/31/05 05:15 AM
03/31/05 05:15 AM
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Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 31,335
New Jersey, USA
J Geoff
The Don
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The Don
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 31,335
New Jersey, USA
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Originally posted by Don Vercetti:
Geoff likes to call me that in bed. Go ahead - tell everyone!  :p I'm Pinky AppleSniffer... formally; otherwise, Goober AppleSniffer. I'd rather have the former I think... 
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: What's your new name?
#104547
03/31/05 01:18 PM
03/31/05 01:18 PM
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 711
Scotland
Debz
Underboss
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Underboss
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 711
Scotland
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Lumpy Cootieface  ...now thats not nice! lol
[Debz]
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Re: What's your new name?
#104549
03/31/05 01:56 PM
03/31/05 01:56 PM
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Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 8,224
New Jersey
AppleOnYa
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Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 8,224
New Jersey
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I am Zippy Chickenlips. Ironically, JGeoff (aka Pinky/Goober AppleSniffer) likes to call ME that in bed, too  !!
A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.
- THOMAS JEFFERSON
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Re: What's your new name?
#104550
03/31/05 10:51 PM
03/31/05 10:51 PM
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Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 578
The north
Scarface.1
Underboss
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Underboss
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 578
The north
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Chim-Chim ChickenBiscuits now this can go on for hours 
Who's keyzer soze?
How are thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil. Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles you eunich jelly thou.
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Re: What's your new name?
#104553
04/02/05 11:54 AM
04/02/05 11:54 AM
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 711
Scotland
Debz
Underboss
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Underboss
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 711
Scotland
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Lol you got a good one! better then lumpy cootieface  lol
[Debz]
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Re: What's your new name?
#104556
04/07/05 07:17 PM
04/07/05 07:17 PM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 319
Providence, RI
Moscarelli
Capo
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Capo
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 319
Providence, RI
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 Gadget Bubbletush... Dr. Bubbletush, The Law offices of Bubbletush and Bubbletush, Bubbletush and son, Bubbletush's Gourmet Restaurant, Don Bubbletush... ...I like it...
"The toe you stepped on yesterday may be attached to the ass you have to kiss today."
-Former Mayor of Providence, RI, Vincent "Buddy" Cianci
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Re: What's your new name?
#104557
04/08/05 03:56 PM
04/08/05 03:56 PM
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Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 248
NY
Darulerric
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Made Member
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Posts: 248
NY
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