Well Fred, sounds like you had a grand time. Good for you!

4 beers?! That's it? Your friend needs some practice. I polished off half a bottle of Wild Turkey last night for a buzz. I'm a big Sicilian guy and if I were caught drinking any less than my normal half bottle of Turkey, I might be frowned upon. Haha.

Is your Turkey still intact? I tried to get my hands on it but I couldn't find it so I had to dip into my supply.

Tell us if your parents said anything.

The Doc

And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.