Originally posted by Freddie C.:
Yes, I have some Wild Turkey, but that's off limits. It's my dad's and he'll definitely notice if some is missing.  Oh man, that's a shame. I got about half a bottle left in my room here. Best drink in the world. I gotta tell you, a room without a bottle of Wild Turkey in it is not a room at all. Take a sip for The Doctor and put a little bit of water in it to hide your deed. I know its 101 proof, but he wnt notice, the Turkey is powerful enough as it is. Enjoy your party buddy. The Doc
And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.
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