Re. FFC: Johnny Carson used to have a routine called "Karnak"--he gave the answer, you had to supply the question:

Answer: "Add three zeroes."
Question: "What happens to a movie's budget when Francis Coppola is directing it?"

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.