Q: What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?

A: Crimea River
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Q: How do Russians start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

A: By glancing over their shoulders!
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Q: What was Vladimir Putin's mother's nickname?

A: Mama Putana
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Word just came in that Vladimir Putin was just re-elected.

He won over 134% of the vote!


Last edited by NYMafia; 03/12/22 11:33 AM.