ANOTHER DAY IN MOTHER RUSSIA....
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The building housing the KGB headquarters in Moscow suffered a major fire and was almost completely destroyed.

Shortly afterwards a man called their temporary axillary office and spoke to a Russian receptionist looking for help. "Im sorry" she answered, "but we can't do anything for you, the KGB has burnt down."

Five minutes later the receptionist received another phone call. She repeated to the caller, "I'm sorry, we cannot help you. The KGB has burnt down."

Not five minutes after she hung up the phone rang yet again. The receptionist immediately recognized the voice as the man who'd just called twice earlier.

"Why do you keep calling? I told you that the KGB has burnt down!"

The man replied, "I know. I just like hearing it!"