A 4th grade school boy wrote in his weekly essay, "My cat just had seven kittens. They're all communist."
The following week the same boy wrote, "My cat's kittens have all turned capitalist."
Puzzled, the teacher called the boy up in front of the classroom and asked him to please explain this sudden dramatic change of opinion. "What happened, last week you said they were all communists?"
The boy just nodded his head and said, "They were, but this week they all finally opened their eyes!"
